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Each solution can be experienced on its own. Fixed scope, fixed price, fixed end date—you get the thing, you own the thing, and you’re not tied to anything afterwards. Some businesses need one problem fixed. Others need somebody senior steering the marketing month after month.
Book a 20-minute callThe Season Pass
Fractional marketing leadership
Some businesses need one problem fixed. Others need someone senior making sure the right marketing keeps happening month after month. The Season Pass gives you ongoing marketing direction, creative thinking and practical delivery—with AI-assisted production giving one experienced marketer the capability to get far more of the right work done.
- A senior marketer on the inside, not an account manager sending status updates
- A clear monthly plan built around what the business actually needs next
- Strategy, campaigns, content, production and systems joined up
- Monthly priorities, meaningful numbers and a proper conversation about what’s working
The Fortune Teller
Marketing diagnostic
Before you spend any more money, find out where you might be wasting it. We go through your positioning, pipeline, website and recent marketing spend, then hand you a written plan that makes the next move clear. No crystal ball—just a senior view of what is wrong, what is worth keeping and what should stop.
- One call in, one call out, written diagnosis in between
- What’s working, what’s wasted and what’s missing—named plainly
- What makes your business genuinely distinctive
- A priority order: what to fix, what to build and what not to bother doing
The High Striker
Sales asset suite
Your sales conversations are being fought with a deck from three jobs ago and a PDF nobody can find. The High Striker gives you the kit: a pitch that lands, proof that stands up, and leave-behinds that keep selling after the meeting.
- A pitch deck rebuilt around the buyer’s problem
- Two to three case studies written from real customer interviews
- One-pagers that make services easy to understand and sell
- Proposal and follow-up templates so nothing gets written from scratch
The Carousel
LinkedIn content engine
You’ve got the opinions. You haven’t got an hour a day. The Carousel turns one monthly interview with you into a month of LinkedIn posts built from your experience, opinions and point of view—written to sound like you talking.
- One 60-minute interview a month
- 12–16 posts drafted in your voice and queued for approval
- A point of view, not ‘five tips for’ filler
- Reply support so useful engagement turns into conversations
The Fun House
Website rebuild
Most B2B websites are committee-written brochures, signed off by six people, and quietly ignored ever since. The Fun House rebuilds yours around what you actually sell and who actually buys it. Messaging first, design second.
- Positioning and messaging sorted before design begins
- Every page written properly
- Time spent on decisions and detail rather than production drag
- You own it and can edit it yourself
The Big Wheel
Reputation management
Everyone checks you out before they call you. The Big Wheel makes sure what people find builds confidence rather than doubt: a review system that actually runs, profiles that do not undersell you, and a process that keeps on going.
- Google Business Profile rebuilt and optimised
- A review request flow that runs on its own
- Human response templates for the good, bad and unhinged reviews
- Company and founder LinkedIn profiles aligned with your story
The Hall of Mirrors
AI avatar video suite
Video used to mean a crew, a studio and a five-figure invoice. The Hall of Mirrors builds a library of presenter-led videos using an approved AI avatar of you, or a licensed presenter. The technology makes production easier. It does not get to impersonate you.
- Scripts written for each video
- An AI avatar created with your knowledge and approval
- Change details later and regenerate without a reshoot
- One afternoon can solve months of video backlog
The Hook-a-Duck
Dormant CRM reactivation
There is money sitting in your CRM that you have already paid to acquire. Hook-a-Duck works that list properly: segmented by how warm people really are, contacted with messages that make sense for where they are, and followed up properly when they reply.
- Your list segmented and cleaned before anything goes out
- Personal emails and LinkedIn messages written per segment
- Reply-handling scripts for the people who come back
- GDPR and PECR considered from the start
The Shooting Gallery
LinkedIn paid ads
Most LinkedIn budgets get sprayed at everyone with a plausible job title and written off as brand awareness. The Shooting Gallery starts with a tight audience, a controlled budget and offers worth responding to.
- Audience built from your actual customers
- Three to five concepts tested against each other
- A landing page or lead form that matches the ad
- Weekly numbers in English—cost per lead, not vanity metrics
Let’s get this show on the road
If you want to start achieving more, for less, reach out and join the FUNFAIR.
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